She will, of course, turn out to be a monster.
Pornhub recently released its year-end data for 2017, and found that the number of women looking up porn exploded.
In short: it sounded good.
While 63 per cent of men reported receiving oral during their most recent sexual encounter, just 44 per cent of women said the same.
It was a scenario that would go on to be repeated throughout my adult life.
The furious father is now pursuing a police investigation of alcohol he claims was stolen from his house by the plumber.
She made a name for herself around 2010; originally using the alias Line Trap.